Functional Northern Life in Lanzarote — The Digital Edition
 
We moved to paradise. It didn't come with a manual.
 
Armed with suitcases, sunscreen and completely unrealistic expectations, we swapped the grey skies of the North for year-round sunshine on a tiny volcanic island.
 
What could possibly go wrong?
 
Everyone knows everything. Life is beautiful (and windy). There's always paperwork. Parcels become an epic saga. You'll learn more Spanish swear words than useful ones. The locals are amazing, the tourists are entertaining, and island life is full of surprises.
 
Honest, hilarious and full of the everyday absurdities of island life, this is the story of building a life in a place where paradise comes with paperwork, gossip, terrible taxis, and the Wi-Fi... and you never, ever fart in Arrecife.
 
Life on a tiny island. Big laughs. Bigger wind.
 
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