Scent: A dubious blend of warm plastic, mystery metal, insistent sales pitch, and the faint aroma of "is this even legal?"
Creation: Hand-poured with optimistic promises and the inevitable fading of a fake tan.
Warning: May cause spontaneous haggling, temporary buyers' remorse, and the overwhelming realization that a "lifetime guarantee" lasts exactly until you leave the beach. Not suitable for telling the actual time.
Looky Looky Man's "Lifetime Guarantee" Candle
Scent for ALL candles created is Coconut & Vanilla
Hand-poured with quality beeswax.
2oz. Aluminium tin: various colours.
ALWAYS FOLLOW CANDLE SAFETY PRACTICES
"Getting on your Wick Candle Co." is the brainchild of Chief Wick Master and Professional Adult Pretender: Jen Blackburn.
Jen (or "our kid", as she's known in certain Manchester postcodes) officially relocated her sarcasm and extensive collection of knitwear and leggings to Costa Teguise in 2020.
Fluent in the complex dialects of Mancunian, Spanglish, and highly essential Sarcasm, Jen is the driving force behind the Getting On Your Wick philosophy. Her scientific method involves extensive research fuelled by Dorada and an unrelenting, insatiable craving for a proper chippy tea.
You can usually spot her on the island:
- Hiding from locals, she owes a favour to
- Cheating on a diet she started that morning
- Pretending to be a functional adult while perfecting her next hilarious candle sentiment.
Getting On Your Wick Candle Company - Hand-poured with love, sarcasm, and zero regrets. We're definitely scent to try you.
A little note from Jen -
Cheers to all who are keeping it lit and allowing me to wax lyrical. I, and the voices in my head, thank you for supporting the dream...and by "dream", I mean the "Jen wants a villa campaign".
You're all greatly appreciated...now stop reading this. Haven't you got purchases to make?!
Jen x