Scent: A potent scent of Eau de Stadium containing a blend of freshly cut grass, sweat-soaked footy shirts, overpriced beer, and a faint hint of unadulterated rage.
Creation: Infused with the bitter taste of defeat and the sweet, fleeting joy of victory.
Warning: May cause spontaneous shouting at the television, excessive hand-wringing, and a sudden onset of selective hearing (especially when asked to do chores during the game). Keep away from delicate objects.
Matchday Meltdown Candle
Scent for ALL candles created is Coconut & Vanilla
Hand-poured with quality beeswax.
2oz. Aluminium tin: various colours.
ALWAYS FOLLOW CANDLE SAFETY PRACTICES
"Getting on your Wick Candle Co." is the brainchild of Chief Wick Master and Professional Adult Pretender: Jen Blackburn.
Jen (or "our kid", as she's known in certain Manchester postcodes) officially relocated her sarcasm and extensive collection of knitwear and leggings to Costa Teguise in 2020.
Fluent in the complex dialects of Mancunian, Spanglish, and highly essential Sarcasm, Jen is the driving force behind the Getting On Your Wick philosophy. Her scientific method involves extensive research fuelled by Dorada and an unrelenting, insatiable craving for a proper chippy tea.
You can usually spot her on the island:
- Hiding from locals, she owes a favour to
- Cheating on a diet she started that morning
- Pretending to be a functional adult while perfecting her next hilarious candle sentiment.
Getting On Your Wick Candle Company - Hand-poured with love, sarcasm, and zero regrets. We're definitely scent to try you.
A little note from Jen -
Cheers to all who are keeping it lit and allowing me to wax lyrical. I, and the voices in my head, thank you for supporting the dream...and by "dream", I mean the "Jen wants a villa campaign".
You're all greatly appreciated...now stop reading this. Haven't you got purchases to make?!
Jen x
